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Firecross2_max50

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"Don't get in an arguement with an idiot. People watching may not be able to tell the difference"


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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

 


 


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A voice not spoken is one that is never heard

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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.


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"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."


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I've seen this with 2 different endings


I'm not deaf, I'm ignoring you


I'm not deaf, I've got selective hearing disorder

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Seen this on a "biker"


If You Can Read This, The B!*ch Fell Off!


How do we live? Day by day sir. Day by day.

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Insert your service name here......


Specializing in the interruption of natural selection.


The largest room is the room for self improvement

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If you can't control yourself, you can't control anything else!


How do we live? Day by day sir. Day by day.

Firecross2_max50

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"The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth."


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if stupidity was a crime you'd be on death row!!!


 


i want a t shirt made with this so i can wear it at work lol

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"Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for

anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the

stairs."


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I suffer from male pattern hearing loss


I can't hear tones my wife speaks


Help someone is some way everyday.

Standing at the ready, Tail wagging; ready to run !!

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God made the world and rested


God made man and rested


God made woman and since neither God nor man has rested


ow Dear , no Dear, of course I didn't mean you.


Help someone is some way everyday.

Standing at the ready, Tail wagging; ready to run !!

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"A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother." - Ben Franklin


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Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades.


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Bandit Troop 3rd ACR   Don't suffer from PTSD......cause it!

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A person is only as strong as the company they keep


When life hands you lemons, cut them up.......and squeeze them in life's eye.

DocBernard = Self-Appointed Firelink JunkYard Dog. I bite.

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"Don't look where you fell but where you slipped."


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I have found 2 shirts I like :


Firefighters walk where the Devil dances.


If you can't take the heat, become a cop.  ( No offense to the law enforcement people on here !! )

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"Give every man thy ear but few thy voice."


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"self improvement is masterbation. Now self destruction..."

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here's another 1------your village is missing its idiot

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"Some things are better left unsaid."


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sometimes I wake up grumpy


sometimes I let her sleep in


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A rut is a grave with the ends kick out


Help someone is some way everyday.

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How can I soar with eagles when I'm surrounded by turkeys ?


Help someone is some way everyday.

Standing at the ready, Tail wagging; ready to run !!

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ab-eunt studia on mores. Latin


translation: practices zealously pursued pass into habits.

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3rd ACR OIF... to hell with driveby, we stop





US Ranger Exterminating company... Walk Fly or Crawl, we kill 'em all

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our training motto at my department:  The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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