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Posted 5 months ago This one could have been written for me. George Bernard Shaw, in I forget which play, described a character thusly: "He never breaks the law, but whenever he does something, legislation is necessary to stop him from doing it again."
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| Posted 5 months ago "I'm looking for someone who compliments my existence, not drains it" "He who hath die once and wakes, shall at some time die again" These are from my stories. |
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| Posted 5 months ago OK, but in the case you're using, it should be "complement." with an "e" there. OK, my fave quote from Oscar..."we are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." |
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| Posted 5 months ago Gwyd says ...
Yeah I toyed with that but it didn't look right and when I went to an online dict and did a sentence check it came of with an 'I". That's goes with the whole tomato thing. |
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| Posted 4 months ago "A man's got to believe in something...I believe I'll have another drink." by that famous person, Anonymous. you've managed to confuse me totally (not that difficult, really!) with the tomato thing. throwing rotten ones at me when i'm publicly speaking i can understand, but this is not computing. btw, those are nice original lines, ya! |
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| Posted 4 months ago gwyd............ QUIT picking on our spelling.... YOU FREAKIN WALKING PLANETARIAN DICTIONARY, or I'll do my french on you !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Behind every great man is a good woman............ isn't that what it is..... so get this So look @ this, don't you honestly think Bill would make a Great 1st lady !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 4 months ago i already quit picking on your spelling...i've moved on to questioning your taste in online friends, meaning me. i'm teaching first aid/CPR today, and it reminded me of a scene from "the Cocoanuts," where a guest collapses in the hotel lobby, and Groucho, pretending to be the new owner of the place, holds the guy's wrist and looks at his own, and says "he's either dead or my watch has stopped." |
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| Posted 4 months ago He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he know nor judge all he sees by Benjamin Franklin |
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| Posted 4 months ago Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned |
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| Posted 4 months ago "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" -Vince Lombardi |
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| Posted 4 months ago "You will find that the State, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too." - John Kenneth Galbraith |
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| Posted 4 months ago "When a child locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing, but the dog is barking CALL 911" by Erma Bombeck |
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| Posted 4 months ago here's to it and to it again if you ever get to it and can't do it just call me i'm used to it |
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| Posted 4 months ago that is not dead wich can eternal lie with strange eons even death may die. IRON MADIEN live after death album |
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| Posted 4 months ago "You hear alot of dialogue on the death of the American Family, Families aren't dying; They're merging into big conglomerates." ERMA BOMBACK |
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| Posted 4 months ago You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all. ~Earl Weaver<!--CB--> |
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| Posted 4 months ago "The only reason I would take - up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again" ERMA BOMBECK "If a man watches 3 football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead" ERMA BOMBECK |
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| Posted 4 months ago "I like to tease my house plants...i water them with ice cubes." - Steven Wright |
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| Posted 4 months ago "We're surrounded! We get to fire in all directions now!" "Hell, these are Marines. Men like them held Guadalcanal and took Iwo Jima. Bagdad ain't shit." "Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem." United States Marine Corps |
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| Posted 4 months ago "ok, touching boobs is one thing, touching the boobs of an obviously retarded robot that is trapped in a wheelchair is just wrong." Sometimes to maintain your authority in the face of criticism, you have to make stuff up. |
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| Posted 4 months ago "Everybody always underestimates the kick to the groin." --Bas Rutten |
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| Posted 4 months ago kzov says ...
umm, wow, that be weird even for me. badly-wired androids are a bit beyond even MY scope. "Last time I had a physical, my doctor told me I had the body of an 18-year-old...i responded, 'how did you get the keys to my trunk?' " (i forget which comedian i stole that one from, but i use it class all the time when discussing medical surveillance.) |
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| Posted 4 months ago Nietzsche |
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| Posted 4 months ago "Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night" Rupert Brooke
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| Posted 4 months ago "The fog comes in on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then moves on." - Carl Sandburg |
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| Posted 4 months ago To oppose something is to maintain it.............. Ursula K. Le Guin |
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| Posted 4 months ago Ursula K., daughter of Alfred and Theodora Kroeber...impressive. Ishi would be pleased. "I'm not like other guys." - Michael Jackson in the Thriller video. Duh, Mikey, we figured that one out a long time ago...a cool female comic, forget which one, once said that Liz Taylor would defend MJ even if small boys were hanging out of his underpants. |
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| Posted 4 months ago "My mind is slipping...somebody put a banana-peel under my brain!" - Gwyd as a kid. |
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| Posted 4 months ago My mom was good, my dad was good, I'm just a fuck up. (Jeff Foxworthy) |
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| Posted 4 months ago Even cats grow lonely and anxious BY Mason Cooley You should read what Jeff wrote & said about the U P of Michigan.............. |